Oops...

Wow, I know Feb.'s a short month, but I didn't realize that I'd neglected this for almost a month. So, again, oops.
I just had to post this, because it's absolutely classic and absolutely correct:
"Women, learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down."
Now, the other thing I wanted to say was that tonight's SNL was absolutely great. The past couple of seasons have been shit, but tonight's with Natalie Portman was friggin' great. The intro with Bush was fairly good, except the segue to "Live from New York" was weak. The monologue with Portman answering Star Wars questions was magnificent. Just perfect. The Jamba Juice sketch was alright at first, but awesome when the woman didn't want a boost and everything just froze. The Needlers sketch was shit. Yeah, that one sucked hard. Speaking of, the bit with Dennis Haysbert and Black History Animated Moments was fucking awesome. Wrong on so many levels, but great, still. Wow. The Larry King segment was meh. I missed most of Weekend Update. However, the Natalie Portman rap was brilliant. I mean, that was just bam--out of left field. The last bit, an infomercial for fire alarms that played 80s music instead of beeps was pretty funny, too. Overall, it was as close to an old school Will Ferrell episode as you're going to get there days. Definitely one to catch in reruns in you missed it this time.