Two quick things and then I'm shit-faced

Well, three. First, is it shitfaced, or shit-faced? That might be handy to know, actually.
Second, a student was complaining about scheduling the other day and I overheard her tell a friend, "Why do they want me to learn to speak Spanish? I can barely speak English." I kept a straight face, but that's probably my favorite line from teaching thus far.
Third, so, I bought Elizabethtown on DVD today and popped it in the ol' player. There's this one great bit where Alec Baldwin is describing an event in the movie as "shit hitting the fan, globally." I had forgotten to turn off the captions on my TV, so it was quite funny that when Baldwin made the sound of shit hitting the fan, the captions literally said, "Imitating shit splattering." I laughed a few seconds before my sore throat caused me to cough for about a minute. Ah, it's the little things sometimes, right?